I hate you Courtney

I hate my downstairs neighbor Courtney. She's from Alabama, where they leave their apartments empty but inititate the most irritating screensaver in the world and turn it up to the highest volume. Not only does this grating screensaver sound like bubbles sporadically popping up to awaken your pleasant sleep, but it also has some weird robot voice overlay--saying what? Who knows, probably, "Jane doesn't deserve to sleep, she only works an eight hour job." That's what it's saying to me. I'm going to have to leave a nasty note on her door.